We're on the subway. An old lady and a woman of undetermined age, obviously a drinker, are sitting opposite us.
An elderly lady is taking the latest iPhone out of her bag and asking if we can take a picture together. We don't mind, and since she is so modern, along the way we are inviting her to tag us on Instagram.
– What? Sorry, I'm illiterate, – she apologizes again, wishes good luck, and leaves at her station.
A second woman is looking at us with understanding, giving us 100 rubles: Here you go, it's for 100 grams!" (100 grams in Russia is a measure of vodka, she heard 100 grams [st'o gr'am] instead of Instagram and decided to give us alms for alcohol)